Ben-jammin. 17. I like Batman and funny shit. I also complain. Welcome to my world.Tumblr (3.0; @perrythepirate)http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a535ceb07b8fe98d9e0dbe09512c30cc/tumblr_mn3ubpRqSN1qzk2upo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c945358928e0e19a8e88e0596cc4a74/tumblr_mn3ubpRqSN1qzk2upo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51218040789http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51218040789Fri, 24 May 2013 07:11:39 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starllex.tumblr.com/post/49195729362/when-someone-points-out-something-youre-sensitive">starllex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9d3bc11831027e9551b98583fd216f8c/tumblr_inline_mm17mt1tVi1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217890021http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217890021Fri, 24 May 2013 07:06:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nointerrruption.tumblr.com/post/48491131758/i-literally-do-8-seconds-of-work-then-reward">nointerrruption</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT</p> </blockquote>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217881520http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217881520Fri, 24 May 2013 07:06:21 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bucklesup.tumblr.com/post/23503905883/my-health-teacher-asked-for-different-ways-to">bucklesup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before</p> </blockquote>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217848891http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217848891Fri, 24 May 2013 07:05:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f8ddcd49cc9524e6e2514b23a8e1e54/tumblr_mn07rdKrU51r4kz07o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217834138http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217834138Fri, 24 May 2013 07:04:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb9618f9e2b82a827c5f06d7904ea65f/tumblr_mn9mjutpG11qcb5fko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c6653cddd65ad5a426bc9bf535e8992c/tumblr_mn9mjutpG11qcb5fko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c061b967764d3f9a75e6649a28a3af2/tumblr_mn9mjutpG11qcb5fko3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f27d29ce4860bdc77a1bc2e6a4985c56/tumblr_mn9mjutpG11qcb5fko4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/76fcfc624f004651fe94198c3006f8ed/tumblr_mn9mjutpG11qcb5fko5_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217811037http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217811037Fri, 24 May 2013 07:04:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nicolasiscaged.tumblr.com/post/48961580006/12-year-old-kid-from-the-50s-who-plays-baseball">nicolasiscaged</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta</p> </blockquote>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217796253http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217796253Fri, 24 May 2013 07:03:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/604fb3f264d2c76a419396f00851145b/tumblr_mn9mm08IvR1qcb5fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217767645http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217767645Fri, 24 May 2013 07:02:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8664a802e791342ff51c060c40946e72/tumblr_mn0vznKAMm1qcvkpto1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af6ee900729b197a05c07f2d34055c9e/tumblr_mn0vznKAMm1qcvkpto3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0adb50e0ab2ee8f9d0ac30183c54179/tumblr_mn0vznKAMm1qcvkpto4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/420b6380832b2d331fa9483e45c5774e/tumblr_mn0vznKAMm1qcvkpto2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217741797http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217741797Fri, 24 May 2013 07:01:50 -0400<blockquote> <p>i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole</p> </blockquote>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217723645http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217723645Fri, 24 May 2013 07:01:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ddowney.tumblr.com/post/48339784539/marble-sculptures-are-one-of-the-most-beautiful">ddowney</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2eacd014597385a0468bc5fb3fee8942/tumblr_inline_mlhm1ksW1G1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>that’s stone and someone made it look transparent</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2318741d2a2af839d1c48fd898bd28d4/tumblr_inline_mlhm3taRx11qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>do you see that fabric?</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ae2328d3ce9c4015e499bf482fbadc49/tumblr_inline_mlhm4gx1gd1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>do you see that fluffy pillow?</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1428bffbd9666eb4238d8ea3ade6ea93/tumblr_inline_mlhm5mlzav1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?</p> <p><em>no you do not because that’s all fucking marble</em></p> </blockquote>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217705332http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217705332Fri, 24 May 2013 07:00:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b16a2539dbc686598658f9ff39ab30d/tumblr_mna0stYF5c1qcb5fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217651194http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217651194Fri, 24 May 2013 06:59:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/758d8c68b9954e420ccde6df8fe6e792/tumblr_mnajbiJ8lY1qahhxwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sofapizza.me/post/51211063115/that-geography-final-was-tough" class="tumblr_blog">sofapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>that geography final was tough.</p></blockquote>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217635121http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217635121Fri, 24 May 2013 06:58:31 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spooningcaptainamerica.tumblr.com/post/40484456341/neilpatrickheaven-dadegbert-how-the-fuck">spooningcaptainamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neilpatrickheaven.tumblr.com/post/39417604559/dadegbert-how-the-fuck-are-you-making-hd">neilpatrickheaven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dadegbert.tumblr.com/post/39241959207/how-the-fuck-are-you-making-hd-gifsets-of-a-movie">dadegbert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me</p> </blockquote> <p>the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”</p> </blockquote> <p>the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing <em>this very moment</em> where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”</p> </blockquote>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217579054http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217579054Fri, 24 May 2013 06:56:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/27f81a2861d0f50dceb48f4626abf4d3/tumblr_mna0wrpCgJ1qcb5fko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217555313http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217555313Fri, 24 May 2013 06:55:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c2d3bdf2c10ab24cb37089af7b7f3b5/tumblr_mnalungWF61qahhxwo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sofapizza.me/post/51212729128/getting-to-first-base-in-hockey-is-adorable" class="tumblr_blog">sofapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>getting to first base in hockey is adorable.</p></blockquote>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217170672http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217170672Fri, 24 May 2013 06:42:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joggingdead.tumblr.com/post/50519075796/when-you-have-a-talent-youre-really-proud-of-and">joggingdead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d75467b418b374085eb65474d32cf0d8/tumblr_inline_mmuy4jfM231qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Story of my life.</p>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217054474http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51217054474Fri, 24 May 2013 06:38:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://odair.tumblr.com/post/44833521933/has-this-week-been-like-5-years-long-or-what">odair</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT</p> </blockquote>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51192996811http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51192996811Thu, 23 May 2013 21:46:44 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fake-mermaid.tumblr.com/post/50976501621/how-are-we-almost-in-june-i-swear-we-were-in-march">fake-mermaid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago</p> </blockquote>http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51192913247http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51192913247Thu, 23 May 2013 21:45:40 -0400me: why does no one like me<br /> person: i like you'<br /> me: thanks<br /> me: why does no one like mehttp://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51192895299http://perrythepirate.tumblr.com/post/51192895299Thu, 23 May 2013 21:45:26 -0400