My Vagina is tighter than yours
How normal people ask about prom: How was prom?
How I ask about prom: SO DID YOU SUCK HIS DICK!?
But I’ve been talking to you for a week straight and can’t get you out of my head, you are possibly the coolest girl I have ever had the privileged to meet, and you are the only one who I can really connect to on all levels, you are amazing,
So date me maybe.”
Because of tumblr I have developed a strange fascination with nipple piercings.
A while ago I thought they were gross.
Then I was neutral.
Now I think they’re really kinda cool (On women). I don’t know why I like them now. I just like them.
I mean I know I’m single and we’re just talking and all but ugh I feel like a man whore.
I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I just don’t want to become the bad guy here.