If you have the power to help someone, and you don’t, you’re a piece...
Argh rah grargh rah!
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, its that you’ve gotta let...
porn4ladies: My Vagina is tighter than yours
How normal people ask about prom: How was prom? How I ask about prom: SO DID YOU SUCK HIS DICK!?
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
But I’ve been talking to you for a week straight and can’t get you out of my head, you are possibly the coolest girl I have ever had the privileged to meet, and you are the only one who I can really connect to on all levels, you are amazing, So date me maybe.”
Because of tumblr
Because of tumblr I have developed a strange fascination with nipple piercings. A while ago I thought they were gross. Then I was neutral. Now I think they’re really kinda cool (On women). I don’t know why I like them now. I just like them.
I got in trouble for saying suck. Jon was...
Ugh what am I doing?
I mean I know I’m single and we’re just talking and all but ugh I feel like a man whore. I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I just don’t want to become the bad guy here.
golgibodies: this is honestly the best thing ive ever seen. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME!
videohall: Slinky is trying so hard I swear to god I was whispering “Go slinky go! You can do this I know you can, no slinky don’t give up! You can make it.” the entire time.