So I just found this on a friend's... →
What the fuck did I write?
I was REALLY ready to write today, so I wrote 6 pages. Like handwrote. I have never done nor ever desired to do that. I just wrote every singly thought that passed through my mind head after writing the word “life”. I also used the phrase “Obey the creators,” A LOT. Oh and it was all one sentence, I pulled an On The Road and wrote a still incomplete sentence in 6...
Do me a favor people.
Unless you are a female and having sex with me. Don’t tickle me.
We’re playing a game in SAT class. Sean named our team Los Coños. Los Coños translates to teen pussy/cunt. Our teacher has no clue.
So fucking hungry right now, I want like a 24 box...
I want cake.
I have swag?
I’ll make this quick so it’s not emotional and what not. People get confused when they are sitting next to me and they raise their hand to cough or touch me and I freak out and block them. This is because of two things. 1. When I was a boy in public school I had only one friend. He was abusive and when he didn’t like what I said he would hit me. (This is also the reason that it...
I’m helping an old man move this weekend and so basically all of the furniture is gone. I’m typing this while sitting cross legged on a bare wood floor with the keyboard on my lap, the mouse next to me, and the monitor on top of two crates. Why can’t old people just get wifi like the rest of us.
When I see a joke on Tumblr:
when I see the same joke on Facebook:
How to comfort a crying friend
I hate it when my mom chews gum. She does it so loud it’s disgusting.