March 2012
wunderbar2:
fun box, oh fun box
small and square and dark
fun box, oh fun box
check out these cool fun locks!
lolinternets:
How was 2010 already 2 fucking years ago?
German Girl
So here’s the deal.
She’s gorgeous. BUT! I’ve made the decision not to hit on her.
This girl has come to a strange land is really nervous. She’s coming to a school where everyone, even the teachers speak a language she’s not fluent in. She can’t understand half of what people are saying when they speak to her.
And to top it off, basically every douchebag in...
Dear Bitches
I’m gunna go ape shit on your asses. The result of which shall leave shit that was previously orderly and non-fucked up to become fucked up.
Y’all have been warned
To address those bullying Tracy
You are disgusting. You are the same kind of people that ruined my childhood.
I won’t let you people do to Tracy what you people almost did to me.
I don’t care what you think of her. She’s my friend.
And I refuse to stand by and just watch.
This shit’s real. Don’t you dare fuel this fire.
Just live your own lives, keep your thoughts to yourselves, and quite being...
verbigerations.: Ben's Mom wants to know what my... →
paperbagprincess25:
Oh my God.
I can’t remember.
I can’t remember what my favorite food is.
Oh God.
I’ve entirely forgotten.
I can’t remember eating anything ever.
What if I say something, and it’s like, the wrong food?
How does one choose?
Oh my God.
There are so many foods.
What is food even?
What do…
This it my friend. These are what my friends are like. This is EXACTLY the...
I feel bad for this foreign exchange student.
So there’s a foreign exchange student coming in to the sophomore class tomorrow and staying for some time, but I honestly have no clue.
Now I feel bad for her because she’s German. And although I don’t really know anything about what girls in Germany look like, from what I can tell from the reactions of all the guys hearing about her arrival is that apparently she’s...
My mom's view on homework
I go upstairs and try to put on a movie.
Mom: What are you doing?
I walk into her room.
Me: Watching a movie.
Mom: Is your work done?
Me: Si senora.
Mom: So you’re watching a movie?
Me: Well… yeah.
Mom: Go do your work.
Me: Like I literally just said. It’s done.
Mom: In an hour?
Me: No. Not in an hour. Over the last 4 hours.
Mom: Go do your work.
Ok that’s...
I'm making a To Do List on my Ipod for things to...
I’ll eventually end up putting it on here, but not yet.
Watchuglys0ul:
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS AND REBLOG THIS!
That kid was almost me.
“Terror’s tha product ya push
Well I’m a truth addict, oh shit I...”
– Rage Against The Machine
Jon says he doesn't trust riding in my car while...
I am a perfect fine driver!… sometimes…
Yes, another one.
My mom’s not mad at me anymore because I stuck it to her this morning.
So basically:
She said in an angry tone “Have a good day!” and I didn’t respond. She yelled at me and I told her to get to work. She yelled at me some more and said things that really upset me.
Then she demanded that she was going to drive me to school. I told he fuck that,...
Mom's logic
Hey my son is doing really well! His life is going great as a matter of fact… can’t have that now can we.
Lets see now. He’s really happy, we’ve been considering taking him out of therapy because he’s doing so well, and he just finished talking on the phone with his father, lets see what I can do with this.
Ask what they’re talking about.
Demand...
Do you want to know why I lie to you?
It’s because every time I do something without consulting you you freak the fuck out.
What’s the point of my free will if when I use it I get lectured for something that was totally fine.
And enough of the if you just tell me I’ll be ok with it. Cause that’s total bullshit. Tried it and it blew up in my face.
Why my life is so hard.
This was me a few months ago:
Mom: So what do you want to do? It’s totally your choice.
Me: I don’t care. Whatever I’m told to do, what does it matter.
Mom: You know, I thought you had a mind of your own! I wish you’d just say what you think and learn to do what you want and not always what you’re told.
Now recently:
Me: I’ve decided to do this.
Mom: Umm,...
Looks like she beat me to it. She left.
I swear to god mom if you don’t stop I’ll leaving for the night.
I gave my friend a hug today.
she complained about the hug because my neck was too warm and it was neck intimacy.
What?
Grades
Thursday: 73 C
Sunday: 23.6 F
Ok that’s cool.
Mom comes around the corner and I jump frightened.
Mom: Why are you jumpy?
I’m jumpy because I have headphones on and you’re a fucking ninja!
