tumboner: toocooltobehipster: mrhambalu: mightseehell: oh my god ching chong ching ching omfg your so chinese omg what did i just wa “You got a nice penis. Not even gonna lie. You got a nice penis.”
mariocnes: i like sleeping because its like being dead without the commitment
cripplechoir: clackers the hottest toy in the netherlands I still want those.
kohthefacestealer: swagacaust: according to my biology professor, people who eat a lot of chocolate are good “lovers” you know what that means? this nigga’s a freak between the sheets I FUCKING LOVE CHOCOLATE!…….Ladies?