June 2011
Bitch please
Haha I love those stupid bloggers who say “If my parents knew I had a tumblr they’d kill me.” cause my parents don’t give a shit. They don’t look at it. They don’t care. The don’t comment on it’s existence. Nothing. They may have me locked down on facebook but no one on here can tell me what I can and can’t post, and no one can say bad things....
Fuck bitches, get paid.
Got another ten bucks!… Yes I am going to post this any time I get money.
cross-me-off-thelist asked: I fucking love you.
Oh... hey there random person.
I just realized that I have a follower who I don’t know at all. I know all the others but not this one follower. Well hello there random person. You excite me, for I don’t have any other followers who I don’t know. So I thank you for following my mediocre blog that I complain on… I just realized that there’s a chance I do know you however but just can’t tell...
It’s not good or bad. Not right or wrong. Just a joke. Nothing more, nothing less. But I will still always find it hilarious.
May 2011
Revelation buddies
Me, Jon, and Jeremy have smartened up and gone through a bit of a revelation over this past weekend. Bitches can’t touch our swag!
I have sex with you a lot in my head.
… Tom Hanks.
Introducing my new favorite insult...
Git.
Bitter sweet.
I’ve been thinking alot about karma lately. And how the year has gone. And all this time how I had been royally screwed over so very many times. I started to think it was nothing but bullshit. I had done so much for others and yet I was suffering… But now I know. This isn’t more pain. This is great, more than great this is fanFUCKINGtastic! I haven’t been penalized for...
As a wise man one said...
I’M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER!
Oh my dear god Jon!
Jon has taught me the greatest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. He is a fucking genius!
“Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you whore”
– Ian
What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also...
paperbagprincess25:
brozorfs:
brokebackmountainbarebackhomo:
weierstrass:
paper-girl:
happymemorialdaysluts:
averypotterurl:
blainelovesfootballiloveblaine:
all-aboard-the-klaine-train:
thatllwork:
…wait what
…I’m so confused.
LOL
omg
Can people seriously not get this…?
took me about 6 seconds
Im proud of me.
took me a sec.
I DON’T KNOW GOD DAMN...
Not another one!
ANOTHER random person on formspring said “we should get to know each other” two times in a week… great.
Reblog if you've been told you have nice boobs.
“Humans can survive underwater, but not for long.”
Best friends
You know your best friends with someone when you feel comfortable talking about your penis with them…
im watching pom.
tokenniceguy:
Reblog ~if you misread that sentence.
Reblog if you bullshitted your entire school year.
rentorarkaulitz:
Aww Harry
Why does bad stuff have to happen to Harry EVERY YEAR on Xmas? It sucks!
If you haven’t noticed I’ve been watching harry potter all day long :)
Yes or no?
Long story short I have a personal issue that needs resolving and I can’t decide for myself. So I need to know without having to tell anyone the issue yes or no. And seeing as it’s a problem which I very much doubt any of you really want know, I think it’s for the best this stays random. Now, yes? Or no?
an average class at hogwarts...
Professor: You there, is your grandmother alright?
Student: umm y-yeah…
Professor: GIVE ME THE CUP!
*looks in cup*
Professor:….. Oh… Pitty.
End of the chamber of secrets.
Dumbledore: Also in light of the recent events, as a school treat. All exams have been canceled!
Bitch what the hell you doing! Look I get it, Harry killed the giant snake and shit and saved the school. And thats fine and nifty and what not, but does that really give you the right to cancel all final exams. I mean if you make the exception once then next year some new kids are going to say hey...
