A MESSAGE TO THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR
Dear tumbl master: I honestly have no idea what to call you so I decided to now refer to you as THE GREAT TUMBL MASTER. Anyway, first I would like to compliment you on your success with this website. Although I haven’t been using it that long and I don’t completely and fully fathom the depths of what the site has to offer, however other than the obvious problems with less than...
VODKA! nothing goes better with teddybears than booze!– ME the teller of truths
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man...
*playing scatagories* *presses the next button* Me: Oh I’ve had lots of...– Me and Mr.D talking of my multiple orgasms.
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Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.– a newspaper article