December 2011
Bedtime
My bedtime is when I look in the mirror and at least one of my eyes is bloodshot.
Night everyone!
Sex thoughts.
Ok so I did a bit of analyzing. I compared with another guy a little while back. we concluded that guys think about sex max 10% of the day. There are 24 hours in a day, we spend 144 minutes per day max thinking about it. And the sad part is that most of that 10% is during nights while we dream.
Now lets be clear here. Averagely people have about 5 dreams per night. The problem is that we can only...
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
The fact is,
I still wake up in the middle of the night after dreaming about you only to remember that it was only a dream, and it can never be a reality again. But no matter how much I try I can’t seem to get it through my thick skull that I have to give it up.
How to beat a Billerica kid according to my friend...
“Kick him in the balls, take his weed, and run.”
Maddie's reflex.
So I was sitting with my friend Maddie, who is boring. So I spun my ear buds around into her face.
She did not block. She did not avoid. What she did do is open her mouth.
That is beyond the reaction for being beaten. If you open wide when things come flying at your face you should probably cool it with them penises and what not.
Sometimes I even shock myself with me gayness.
So I was sitting with my friend who is male and we were screwing with our other friend who is female. Long story short I was petting his hand and we were both like aw yeah you know it girl! Then he extended his middle finger…
Without thought I just took my hand off, took my thumb, index, and middle fingers, and started to stroke his finger as if it were a miniature penis, closed my eyes,...
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staff:
A lot of great news for us here at Tumblr! One being that a ton of are companies supporting us as we grow bigger!
One BIG company being Apple. They have given us a fairly-large amount of iPad3’s to give to you guys!
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woot! mine just came in! :D
staff:
A lot of great news for us here at Tumblr! One being that a ton of are companies supporting us as we grow bigger!
One HUGE company being Apple. Apple has decided to give us a large amount of iPad 3’s to give away.
Check out http://www.apple.com/ipad/ to read all about it.
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yayy! i just got mine! :D
1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries
historian: to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
slide to the right
slide to the left
cha cha real smooth
