October 2011
I love how no one's online.
It’s a snow storm guys. Seriously? You’re going to be offline now of all times?
Jon claims Maddie's formspring is funnier than...
After this weekend I've gained a whole new level...
gingah-snap:
perrythepirate:
He’s got swag. More than you people could ever understand.
BAHA that’s a joke.
Nope. Completely honest. I learned a lot about Jon this weekend. He truly does deserve every ounce of respect I have.
After this weekend I've gained a whole new level...
He’s got swag. More than you people could ever understand.
All school meeting
In the all school meeting today we were told we weren’t allowed to wear school inappropriate customs on halloween.
Without thinking I yell at a high volume in a quiet room with very good acoustics”DANGIT!”. Everyone started laughing and it took me about 15 seconds to realize I said that out loud.
To which my principles response was “Now Ben I know how much you love to...
How did I get friends? I'm an annoying asshole.
There’s a life lesson for you kids. Be a dick. You’ll make friends and they’ll love you.
“Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today...”
– Jonathan Coulton
Random Philosophical Thought
songsrus:
What if all machines have consciousnesses, opinions, feelings, emotions, etc, but we’re all too racist to even acknowledge that, so we see them as inanimate objects, when really they’re complex pieces of emotion?
Just think about it.
I think it every day. So I always buy my computer dinner before I turn it on.
See, I was totally planning on giving up and not...
Paraphernalia: So today I went to the Museum of... →
gingah-snap:
perrythepirate:
gingah-snap:
So today I went to the Museum of Science with my class for a field trip and we went to the “physics playground.” We played with all the physic-y stuff and eventually, we played on the swings. So my friend John was pushing me on the swings and eventually he stopped pushing me so I swung myself….
I love how everyone laughed as you swung out of...
Sexcellent: Boobs →
gingah-snap:
perrythepirate:
So at the museum today there was a little exhibit about breast cancer that no one was at. So me and my friends went over to check it out.
And they had little b sized sacks that felt EXACTLY like boobs. And they had tumors in them that you were supposed to feel out. So of course I was excited that…
C was the best…
Oh yes it was. I really liked C.
Paraphernalia: So today I went to the Museum of... →
gingah-snap:
So today I went to the Museum of Science with my class for a field trip and we went to the “physics playground.” We played with all the physic-y stuff and eventually, we played on the swings. So my friend John was pushing me on the swings and eventually he stopped pushing me so I swung myself….
I love how everyone laughed as you swung out of control and I was the only one...
Boobs
So at the museum today there was a little exhibit about breast cancer that no one was at. So me and my friends went over to check it out.
And they had little b sized sacks that felt EXACTLY like boobs. And they had tumors in them that you were supposed to feel out. So of course I was excited that they felt so realistic that after my friends left I ran to Jeremy to tell him because he wasn’t...
SHE'S JUST SO FUCKING ADORABLE! MAKE HER STOP!
It’s just not fair. Make her less perfect.
$20
I have money issues. I can’t help but spend everything I’m given.
My mom’s solution to this is to give me $20 and tell me not to spend it until I learn my lesson.
She gave $20 for the field trip. I spent it on”
Rock candy popcycles.
Pop Rocks.
A slinky.
And a mood right that actually changed with temperature and because I ALWAYS have cold hands it won’t change...
What I learned
I did learn one learn something about myself however on the field trip though…
I can deepthroat a rock candy popcycle at least 5 inches.
And considering that shit was basically just pure spikes and I didn’t want to go too far I think I’d make a fairly decent gay man.
Stupid Schools
When we went to the museum we were forced to watch a presentation that just made IACS look like snobs.
He broke every lab safety rule in existence.
The other schools freaked the fuck out when he poured the chemicals of a glowstick into a tube and it glowed. And then again when he put dry ice in warm water and fog came out. Bitch I learned that when I was 11 when I watched school of rock.
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Museum of Science
I took a field trip to the Museum of science today so you’re all going to see some of that in the next few posts.
