my #1 turn on is fast downloading
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
if i had a dollar for every time i rolled my eyes at the stupid things people say i wouldve made my first billion by age 2
imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol